Bro 1: Bro, I went over to my girl's house last night, she went down on me for like twenty minutes... I blew my lukewarm love bomb all over her tits. We were both satisfied.
Bro 2: Nice.
Bro 2: Nice.
by Skillzish April 12, 2009
making love to a black woman between 30-50, then later finding out it was one of your black friends mom.
and getting the mother pregnant.
and getting the mother pregnant.
Alex-
"hey Joe, i totally had a golded brown love with Mrs.Brown last night"
Joe-
"you son of a bitch, thats my mom!"
Alex-
"ohhhhh...well...see you in 9 months! hehehe...am so dead."
"hey Joe, i totally had a golded brown love with Mrs.Brown last night"
Joe-
"you son of a bitch, thats my mom!"
Alex-
"ohhhhh...well...see you in 9 months! hehehe...am so dead."
by Norman Mcnormal April 05, 2010
A position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. The woman then sits on the man so that his penis slides into her butthole. He then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he's giving a little kid a "horsey ride." He can suck her tits if he wants. Repeat untill orgasm, interruption, or awkward premature ejaculation.
Adam: Dude, I'm totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.
Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.
Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.
Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
by slimjoe123 December 25, 2009
Something that some really stupid person made up so you could fall in love with them so they could just turn around the next day and leave you like you meant nothing to them,
Me - Ya idk after that break-up idk if love is real or not.
Girl BSF - Girl don't worry you will find someone!
Girl BSF - Girl don't worry you will find someone!
by crackheadhour13 October 29, 2019
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A show that G's watch while dreaming of spreading Ray Romano's asshole so wide that all of his internal organs fall out of it, and then doing questionable things with his organs.
Yo, that nigga b a total G, insted of fuccin shawty he b watchin dat Everybody Loves Raymond show n shii.
by G-Unit4 February 18, 2009
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