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The hot pocket effect™

The hot pocket effect™ is when an item (most commonly food or a common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is super hot and the middle of said food is cold and not cooked at all.
My left overs experienced the hot pocket effect™ when I was trying to heat them up
by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018
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The Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole

Hiding your head in the snow while someone puts poutine in your ass and pegs you with a cactus.
My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.
by JonathanW_69 January 2, 2022
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Alabama Hot Air Balloon

When you and a female are naked, she is on top and giving you a back massage and her pussy is directly above your ass and then you fart
Bro I got a back massage from that whore jessica and gave her am Alabama Hot Air Balloon
by Ice bagged November 8, 2019
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Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.
Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."
by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019
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Hot shower time machine

When one is playing video games and they claim they are getting offline to take a shower and they do not return online for 5 or more days.
"I'll be right back guys gonna go take a hot shower time machine"
"Okay see you next week man"
by Tkroll24 May 15, 2016
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Ketchup on my hot dog

Having sex while your girl is on her period.
Friend: “Get some last night?”
Me: “Yeah, she was on her period, but I don’t mind a little ketchup on my hot dog.”
by Plumb2 February 27, 2019
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Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple

Desperately trying to ditch an object that harms its holder.
In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?
by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018
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