1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

one greedy tirdy

when your friend puts their foot in your face and says "smell me"

"Hey Hadlea *foot goes up* Will you smell me?"
"Wow, your one greedy tirdy."

by Loudmouth3009 May 14, 2017

stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’

by mrbruceman December 13, 2022

Turn one on

Sending it, going hard, getting drunk

Let's go to the bar and turn one on

by Mcmcmcmcdaddy2.0 August 10, 2021

One direction

one direction is a british-irish boyband who were and still are the biggest band on the planet.

they are currently on a "18 month" hiatus which turned into more than 5 years.

non-directioner: whats one direction? why are you so obbsessed
directioner: the best band on planet.

by 94SWINDOWSILL January 19, 2021

8 in one

the act of cumming, shitting, pissing, throwing up, ejecting puss, cleaning out earwax, crying and bleeding all at once. releasing every bodily fluid possible

it felt so good to have that “8 in one” last night

by dick fondler April 4, 2024

A one way

Masturbating. Like a three way but alone.

Going to hit a one way tonight.

Rey hits a one way often.

I hear he's an expert at a one way

by SafetyRey December 4, 2020