one greedy tirdy

when your friend puts their foot in your face and says "smell me"

"Hey Hadlea *foot goes up* Will you smell me?"
"Wow, your one greedy tirdy."

by Loudmouth3009 May 14, 2017

stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.

‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’

by mrbruceman December 13, 2022

In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task

Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…

by Ositam September 16, 2021

the one

Basketball Position - The Point Guard Position

Magic Johnson is the best player ever to play the one

by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021

The One-One

In specific reference to a subject, person, and/or place from a previous conversation in time.

After talking about a store in the mall, John tells Kim, "let's go to the one-one."

When referencing a girl that share mutual friends, Kim tells John, "the one-one was looking good tonight."

In correspondence to beer brands as they drive to the liquor store, John tells Kim, I should pick up the one-one.

by JC Robot December 1, 2010

doing it for a real one

You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol

I bought you an oreo shake, I'm doing it for a real one.

by xoxoifm March 26, 2019

One On

When you want to fight someone. It originated from New York.

Come on Kiyanna! Let's get our one on then!

by kodienekrazy November 28, 2017