Going Commando

It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.

Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)

On the fourth day, I was going commando.

by Jetaway Dave August 21, 2023

You ARE going to lie.

If you're not willing to volunteer the information, you are not willing to tell the truth. No I will not say anything. No you are not in control here.

Hym "No. You ARE going to lie. I'm not going to ket you do this forever and I was standing exactly 1 fresh case away from proving that I'm right. What would you have done to stop me from walking around the counter? Nothing. There is no lesson I'm going to learn here. There is no reason for me let you succeed. I'm not going to let you avoid the discussion and the only thing that matters to me is proving that that the only thing that matters to you... Doesn't."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2023

Going Cujo

Going totally postal on a mofo.

These mofos are pissing me off so I'm going cujo on their asses!

by BigR3Dd&Poochie August 30, 2023

A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023

go to the pond

An equivalent to going to touch grass but for the silliest of Billy’s or gooses

THAT’S IT, go to the pond, you silly goose.

by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

If e choke you go know

The phrase "If e choke you go know" is a Nigerian Pidgin English expression that means "If you experience it, you will understand." It is a way of saying that someone will only understand something if they go through it themselves.

That was a very good performance by Wizkid, If e choke you go know.

by RakimUredo September 9, 2023

I could go on

And don't get me wrong...

Hym "I could go on! I could go on for an entire training camp. But I'm not being given any credit for anything so I'm not going to sit here and train his ass for free. That's not the entirety of my advice. This is the free subscription. You need to upgrade to platinum if you want the rest of it."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2023