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Nerf Pussy 

1. A teacher that doesen't like it when you say words like, balls, tits, boobs, testicles, pork sword, or any cuss word, but lets certain girls cuss and get away with cheating.

2. People that say "Nerf Cake", and "Nerf Pie" to much refering to the definintion of Dee Dee Dee.
1. student 1: Man your such a boob!
teacher: Don't say that word its not nice.
student 2: Damn Nerf Pussy!

2. person 1: You damn Nerf Cake
person 2: Your a Nerf Pie
person 3: Ya'll are both Nerf Pussies!
Nerf Pussy by Bud Gaines December 10, 2008
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Nickel pussy

An extreme whore, willing to do anything for just 5¢.
Nickel pussy would shave your sack for a nickel
Nickel pussy by Alexander F November 20, 2009

he/him pussy 

A crude and/derogatory name for the genitals of a trans man who still has his vulva/and vagina
"Hey, dude, I heard you went on a date with a trans guy. You get any?"
"Yeah, man, I tore that he/him pussy up!"
he/him pussy by anonymous August 6, 2021

wet pussy 

Aaron: I really want to play with your hot-box, i like wet pussy

Krum: Yeah sure, my hot-box smells like kentucky fried chicken, but your more than welcome, im hairy as well.
wet pussy by aaron kennedy May 21, 2007

Drop pussy bitch 

Loose vagina having woman, one who commonly has nasty camel toe and is easy to dick down..
I.E Super Head, Jennifer Lopez, etc..
" I can't stand that drop pussy bitch!!!"
" Fuck her ole drop pussy ass!"

Schrödinger's Pussy 

Gay or not gay? If you go glory-holing, and enjoy the experience, how do you know how gay you are?

In science, there's a thought experiment called Schrödinger's Cat, where a cat is in a box with a setup of deadly poison that's 50% likely to be leaked. Without being able to test the box, you don't know if the cat is alive or dead. Although the cat can only be alive or dead, the odds are that the cat is 50% alive.

Since there's a 50% chance that there's a man on the other side of the glory-holing wall (probably really 95% that there's a gay guy, but let's say 50%), you now have a 50% chance of being gay. Does that change your enjoyment of the experience? Maybe Eddie Murphy could help elaborate.
You went glory-holing this weekend? According to the theory of Schrödinger's Pussy, you're now half gay. Does this mean that you're going to manscape only half your body? Left half, back half, bottom half?
Schrödinger's Pussy by King T July 20, 2011

Floppy Pussy 

Beyond that of a normal pussy. The name you give someone who literally is beyond help.
Floppy Pussy by VLBC January 1, 2012