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I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"
by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022
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A few quiet ones

There is no such thing
Will we go out for a few quiet ones ?
by GermanDog11 September 2, 2022
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The One Piece

It's not real.

I need you to lower it down.

Please stop sending me dick pics.
THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS FAKE!
by PLAYERLXIV September 3, 2022
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One Bone

A persons who weighs practically nothing and could be classified as 2 dimensional due to how skinny they are.
Why didn’t one bone show up for work today?

Oh, I heard he was taking a shower and slipped down the drain, so they had to call a plumber to try to save him!
by Thug wanna September 3, 2022
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iefje ons liefje

iefje ons liefje is very old and bald and loves us all...d
by DefinitlyNotKirbs September 6, 2022
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The one and only

Bitch ass group of murders, scared ass folk, or manipulative ass holes who hide in the shadows waiting to surrender to the real living God. They claim they are God but only use false doctrine to achieve there magical lies. NA.-NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS.
We are the one and only. There's no other way to get clean and sober. Give the one and only all your praise and glory when it really belongs to Christ.
by NewClear_Mindset⁹¡⁹ September 9, 2022
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Yes mam pls ask you to do with afsar ashwin sanjay and afsar are u happy pu to the world of the disease in a chil world all the real name of a trapezium of the disease that
Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes
by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022
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