cold butt

a person better known as:

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joelle

harry always calls joelle cold butt bc when he indirectly touched her butt from her chair it was cold.

by September 15, 2020

Butt Kaiju

A turd of epic proportions, the type of brick Godzilla himself would be proud to lay.

Dude, some jackass customer just clogged the toilet with a butt kaiju. I'm not paid enough for this.

by Cheezytaderbites February 18, 2024

butt kaiju

A toilet clogging turd of extraordinary proportions, reminiscent of pop culture monsters.

I feel bad about releasing a butt kaiju in that stores bathroom as those employees aren't paid enough to deal with that.

by Cheezytaderbites February 20, 2024

butt-welding

Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.

I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!

by QuacksO February 06, 2021

butt-futt

To pull down your pants and bare ass fart directly into somebody's face.

Yo Francois, David just butt-futted me so fucking hard I saw his butt cheeks vibrate.

by jasparagus January 10, 2021

Kame Butt Blast

When you shoot a beam after taking a dump in a public restroom after giving someone a Mississippi birdbath.

Person 1: I had a Kame Butt Blast the other day.
Person 2: You need medical help

by a kid7086789 November 07, 2022

Japanese butt circus

When you have sexual intercourse with two women of Japanese decent, while having anal sex with one, and the other juggles your balls, the women switch positions multiple times

During my trip to Japan, I participated in a Japanese butt circus, please don’t tell my wife.

by Boatlover4 August 10, 2024