Face Paw

The act of pawing someone with an open palm to the face. A long and exaggerated stroke of the face normally accompanied by either the standard BWEEEAAAAAOOOOOO sound effect or a variety of others.
Dave: BWWWEEEAAAAOOOOOOOOO
Jeremy: Godammit don't hit me with the Face Paw I'm trying to read here do that some other time.
by davebrochill13 September 17, 2008
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face time

There's Tom. Face time Tom!
by Anonymous October 06, 2003
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Urban Dictionary Face Off

Urban Dictionary Face Off:

When two complete strangers who have posted the same definition on Urban Dictionary, later come back, maybe several times, each time voting themselves 'up' one vote, & the other 'down' to grapple for first position. Meanwhile, they & other UD readers begin noticing a 'not so coincidental alignment' of each others thumbs up vote/each others down vote as time goes on.

UD Face Offs are brought on either by one of or combinations of revenge, obsessiveness, contempt, stupidity, perfectionism, OCD, jealousy, spite, fun, fear of dominance, may continue out of boredom and the freedoms of anonymity on the internet, or even just because the ball has started rolling & you can't stop it. As with any face off there is usually a 'Winner' & a 'Loser'. A stalemate may occur after an initial stouche, but because of the foot-print left behind from the voting, the new reader/observer reads & corresponds the vote & definition, and in their minds at that moment decide a winner & loser, and after some thought, maybe vote.
Dude I'm in the middle of an Urban Dictionary Face Off!
What the fuck is that?
It's a name i just came up with for this situation I'm in at the moment,
Yeh?
Yeh, this dude posted a definition after mine last year on UD, and ever since there has this been this ever increasing thumbs down vote corresponding with his up vote.
Blimey, that is pretty funny tho.
Yeh it is a bit, heheh.
What are ya gunna do about it?
Nothing, just post this definition.
You gunna keep voting his down every time he votes yours down?
Till the day I die or root jennifer hawkins, which ever comes first dude, which ever comes first. hahahah

by jamie_ledge December 17, 2007
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brown bag face

a face on a kid so ugly that should wear a brown bag over his face cuz it makes ppl cry and scare kids of the playground
Alvin is a brown bag face.
Damn hes ugly what a brown bag face.
by Sukh 2626 October 05, 2006
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ghost faced killah

An inexperienced (usually younger) partier who tries and hang with the big boys. Tells stories about things that never happened to try to be cool. will drink and smoke weed for about an hour turn white and give excuses about why he is the " ghost faced killah". Extra points if Candaian.
Ryan: Logan do you feel ok?

Logan: (starting to look pale) I'm cool I just need some air.

Lawrence: Damn fool, you're the ghost faced killah tonite!
by lboog March 23, 2007
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bouncing waves of fuck-face

no cell phone service, sporadic cell signal causing clipping phone conversations and/or disconnections
While driving in the mountains bouncing waves of fuck-face made it impossible to call mom.
by dead saint September 25, 2009
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what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.
"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
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