Attractive motion getter young man

Daomarion Aka Dj is the true definition of an attractive motion-getter. He only wants one female, and that’s Tiffani he’s is so loyal and handsome that any girl would be happy to be friends with him or date him.

I really like you, and your amazing, your so Attractive motion getter young man

by Ty-Rome October 27, 2023

your mother

Your mother is someone who is very kind and has a lot of patience, so congratulations to you for that! There is still one thing though: 'your mother' (also referred to as 'your mom' or 'tera maa') is one of the biggest memes, and also leads to your mom jokes...!?!?!

Your mother is a joke... 'YOUR MOM is so fat, she took a spoon to the superbowl'

by therizzlergod October 30, 2023

Silk Moth

Fluffy lil guy. He is a domesticated moth, used for only silk :(. One like one Silk boi kidnapped and saved by me.

Mean guy: "I have a silk moth for silk."
Guy: "couldnt you just... do it some other way?"
Mean Guy: "..."
Guy: "..."

by ArsonisticRaccoonOnSteroids November 3, 2023

Moor Mother

Moor Mother

Moor Mother

by Fisrle December 21, 2023

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride: while a girl gives you a blowjob, you are holding the hair on either side of her head, with your fingers intertwined into her hair. At random moments you hold her head down as far as she can manage, not letting her up until you feel a gentle tear landing on your lap, or other indicator that she’s had enough.

I was in bed with Irene last night, and I totally yanked her head down and gave her a Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

by ButteCityGibbs December 24, 2023

Emotional Motion Sickness

When one experiences such a large sway of mood swings they feel as if they are getting motion sickness. I.e. going from happy to sad to conflicted to laughing in a matter of seconds repeatedly for an elongated about of time.

“I found out that my dog went missing, and I felt like I was getting emotional motion sickness.”

by thelazyone14197 December 27, 2023

purr motor

When your cat makes a low-pitched rumbling sound that is (mostly) quiet but you can feel the kitty’s body vibrating

This has several evolutionary advantages:

1) the frequency at which cats purr promotes healing

2) kittens use this to get their mom to settle down and nurse

3) a rather high pitched purr (this evolved with domestication) can coax an owner into giving the cat an extra snack, or hairball gel.

Josh: Mittens has the loudest purr motor
Steve: I know. Bear’s purr motor got quiet as he grew up. Sometimes his purrs are really hard to ignore. But no matter how hard he purrs I still have to work.

by Malcontent lag December 30, 2023