tick dick

Guy whose dick swells due to the bite of a tick. Dick usually appears angry for 3 weeks.

Jeff went camping and all he came back with was tick dick. Now its the size of a pepperoni.

by D.D.T. May 29, 2006

Dick off

An insult widely used across the hampshire county of england.

A: Do you fancy going out to the movies tonight.

B: Pffft. Dick off love.

by Rach [Dirty Irish] January 17, 2009

santas dick

The biggest present your children will ever get

Mommy santa gave me a very creamy gift. I realy love santas dick

by NickVIsg June 27, 2014

Long Dicking

When the incoming ECC bends you over and gives you every inch of that long dick.

Josh, I can't believe he's long dicking you again.

by Posa September 24, 2015

dick bunny

JA RULE is a dick bunny a batty man who always says he cares but is always da one making trouble

Dick bunny = Ja rule = Batty Bwoy

by teejay January 13, 2004

Dick Dock

An activity where gay men stand on a dock with their dicks out and wait for stangers to come and suck them off.

Hey want to head down to the Dick Dock and see if there is anyone there?

by Ihaveaheadache211 June 23, 2009

green dick

Someone who's from the country, a rural. These people are called "green dick" because they like to sow crops before they get busy.

"Oi, Green Dick, come here you country fucker!"

by PatrickA July 19, 2006