Ol '59er

The Wish equivalent of 69. Partners knaw unsatifyingly at each other's knees through jeans.

"I'm thinking of breaking up with Daryl. We've been dating 2 months and all I've gotten is an Ol '59er. My jeans have a hole and my gums are bleeding."

by McPirate May 16, 2021

andra.54

Shes the best friend of kllnoko, andra is the best shes smart

andra.54?yes i know her.

by Uwukllnoko May 18, 2021

davis_55watp

A good rangers fan page on tiktok mobile

davis_55watp

by Shahhhhhhr May 21, 2021

Explorer 500

An Inflatable Raft that you get from Wal-Mart when you don’t have dingy or tube and want to go floating or camping with your friends. It is Orange, Black, with White detailing and “Explorer 500” written on the bow of the raft. It’s pretty cheaply made. Usually purchased by the drunkest person at the camp site in a hasty fashion as the scramble out to the mountains. The user probably shouldn’t even be using it whilst so intoxicated.

Friend 1) “Hey, Man! We’re going floating at the lake today. Why don’t you come?!?”
Friend 2) “Sounds Rad! I just have to dip out too Walmart and grab a shitty Explorer 500 raft and a Cube of Pil’s”

Guy 1) “You probably shouldn’t go down that river in that shitty dingy. It’s too dangerous and you’re wasted!”
Guy 2) “Whatever, Dude! The Explorer 500 is the most solid boat ever. It’ll tackle these rapids like a Beast!”
*Guy #2’s body is found 4 days later 25 miles down stream floating face down and stuck in some brush*

by thebirdbrand May 31, 2021

June 5th

June 5th is now nation LGBTQ love day. SO if you know someone gay, Love them!!! yaknow ask out your crush or whatever gay people do

Peace out oxoxoxoxo

Elodie: im gay
Me: its June 5th national LGBTQ+ love day <3
Elodie: ok awesome xoxoo
<33

by imgaysheeshhhhhh June 4, 2021

Ethan 5000

Sucking a whole girls tit then getting to the tip and sucking a lot of it, then to bite it and rip it off and spit it back in her own mouth so she swalalows her own titty

Karen was on perks last night tripping her shit, she did the Ethan 5000 with me baby.

by Jon and a half June 24, 2021

July 5th

National argue with your girlfriend/boyfriend day

its july 5th babe i wanna argue with you for no reason because its july 5th.

by FBGMtime July 6, 2021