ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

Kentucky hole in one

When a woman shoots a ping pong ball from her pussy and the man catches it in his mouth.

Me and my girlfriend did the Kentucky hole in one last night but I dropped the ball.

by Slow240sx October 1, 2025

yockya one

Yockya one is another sophisticated term for giving another person a physical beating with your fists

Cum ere darl'n so I can Yockya one!

by Saw-yer cum'n May 30, 2016

One day

a period of twenty-four hours as a unit of time

I will give ridderp ownership of the discord server and all of Luigi's coins one day.
-Amshan

by valorant or something idk November 28, 2020

You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.

That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!

by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023

One Cent Grinder

Noun.

A makeshift grinder created by putting a penny inside of a pill bottle.

Ex. 1

Kevin: Damn, this weed's too sticky to break down by hand but I don't have a grinder.

Hunter: Let's put it in the one cent grinder.

Ex. 2

Gus: Damn, I can't believe the one cent grinder actually works.

by Russell Conwell November 6, 2015

Samantha One

A rare and exceptional individual who effortlessly combines beauty, intellect, and grace. This person is not only strikingly gorgeous but also radiates positivity and kindness in all interactions. Known for their politeness and respect towards everyone, they are a beacon of warmth and compassion. An optimist at heart, she brightens any room they enter with their contagious energy and outgoing personality. Academically gifted, they excel in every subject while remaining humble and approachable. If you ever come across Samantha One, consider yourself lucky—you’ve encountered someone who is truly extraordinary in every way.

Samantha One often found herself to be a sort of mediator between schoolmates, (as she was known to be fair), and her word was always respected.

by SomeEzraKid February 17, 2025