I feel like a hobo

When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a dirty street

Me: Shit I just burped, that was random

You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?

Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo

by KeasterNZ February 5, 2009

the i before e rule

I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C
BS

..this rule is BS

seizing??? just one of MANY examples where the i before e rule doesnt work.
hah what now..

by mikesatlol November 7, 2007

I ate your cake

A phrase uttered by someone who has defeated an opponent by a huge margin to their opponent.

Similar in contextual meaning to "I ate your lunch" and "I raped you."

"Hey, you barely beat me at MW2."
"Whatever, loser! I ate your cake!"

by Con-D March 3, 2010

I can't even know

An expression used when somebody is to drunk to make sense.

Matt proclaimed "I can't even know what it was" after being hit in the head with a coke bottle, obviously drunk.

by fv July 28, 2008

I. T. guy in a manger

Some one who if they can't have something destroys it rather than letting some one else have it. From the to common habit of some I.T. people of destroying decommissioned equipment, instead of putting it in recycle. A update of a dog in a manger.

What's the difference between an I. T. guy in a manger and a dog? The dog eventually leaves , and the other animals get use of the manger, the I.T. guy pisses and shits in it so on one can use it.

by yorkystomper April 14, 2013

i found money jimmy

when someone tells there friend jimmy they have found money.

i found money jimmy

by lb🤦‍♂️ November 28, 2018

I was a waitress for 15 years

Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express

"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "

by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018