i like misty because she got big tits

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)

i like misty because she got big tits

by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021

Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.

My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

by Jose f August 14, 2024

Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes

They removed it because this website is now run by idiotic cunts apparently

User1: Why can't I see the Urban Dictionary Likes and Dislikes?
User2: Yeah what's up with the website, is it a bug?
User3: No, this website has just gone to shit
User1 and User2: Aw fuck that sucks, now it's unusable

by KeepTheDamnSocksOn September 20, 2025

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Smells Like A Victorious Mentality Well Deserved

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Smells Like A Victorious Mentality Well Deserved

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Smells Like A Victorious Mentality Well Deserved

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

run thru me like a tractor

you know that feeling when you just really want a specific person to just fuck your shit up. you want to fuck that person so bad.

I was talking to Connor and damn that boy is so fine. I want him to run thru me like a tractor

by yaboitrent October 30, 2020

Do it like a tremblay

Partaking in activity like a stupid drunk.

You're going to steal appliances? Remember; do it like a tremblay!

by SploogeRag July 30, 2009

Like shite off a shovel

Term used by some country or rural dwellers to describe a fast car.

Jaysus led, them Turbo Diesels goes like shite off a shovel.

by Darblonks July 21, 2009