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Ballsteadious 

The condition of being so talented at every aspect of life from walking the dog to jumping over a 6'11 man and dunking it, the only thing that holds back this condition is his fat ass.

There naturally giftd and good at everything but the fatness offsets and generally causes the victim to be average to below average..

Ballsteadious aslo smells llike shit.
Man Jeff was so good at basketball but now he's showing signs of ballsteadious...

" yeah he has been eating alot "
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Ballsticles 

Used as a term of frustration or ridicule in place of Bollocks or F***.
Ah Ballsticles! Or Thats just Ballsticles
Ballsticles by HawaFu December 26, 2009
Balls that steam.
There are two cases of Ballsteam, one being more severe than the other.

1.When your sitting on the toilet, and the heat from your scrotum mixes with the moisture of the toilet water. This phenomenon usually occurs when taking a shit after working out.

2. Some people are born with ball's that steam constantly throughout the day. It's hereditary.
Ballsteam by jrekd March 8, 2010

Ballsdruff 

When you scratch your Pubic hair to much, causing Dandruff on your balls. Hense Ballsdruff.
Dandruff on your Balls. Ballsdruff
Ballsdruff by Xam Kimo July 15, 2010

ballskinnazoid 

derived from the slang of ball-skinner (ball-skinna), this is a description of an individual who have reached the PINNACLE of ball-skinnerism!!

a requirement to achieve such a status in life is knowing how to express your balls in not less than 5 different languages!!
daaamn this nigga is dope as hell son...he a ballskinnazoid
A sex position involving pudding, a hurricane, and a toupe. Only the bravest attempt this position.
My woman and I got it on ballsfox style last night.
Ballsfox by ballsnatcher September 21, 2010

ballsnack 

well first of all its not a ballsack its a ball snack. its when your girlfriend bites. you get the picture.
Hey these are not ballsnacks!
ballsnack by rugerandcodie December 19, 2010