one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

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One week wonder

New music that’s on the radio that lasts a week and then it’s forgotten unlike timeless classics

Oh no another one week wonder , I’m sure this took a good 5 minutes to make

by Truthmaster2006 August 27, 2019

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One-way

A person or thing that only goes around in one direction. A one-way person is someone will get things but wont give things to other people

Stop being one-way

by Plep501 May 22, 2018

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one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

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Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

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