I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Dog

A dog is someone who will always be there for you no matter what when u have problems with you friends and families your dog will always be at your side no matter.

*mom and dad gets mad at me*
*friends thought i copied there answer in the quiz
* dog barks and wanna make you happy*

by ICAn be a human November 13, 2019

dog

Some mfing bitch, always barking, doesn't stay quiet.

My god-damn dog won't stfu

by McSmoreWhore February 8, 2021

Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!

A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!

by 2muchrush September 22, 2022

dog reactive

a term used by pit bull owners to try to hid the fact their monster will kill any other dog it sees

This good boi is looking for his forever home! Six other families have returned him to the shelter. Angel is a sweet lubbie pibble who is dog reactive so he'll do best in a house with no children or other pets.

by Arcxjo February 25, 2021

dog in a manger

And lo a dog wanteth not the hay, but stoppeth the oxen eating nonetheless.

He's a dog in a manger.

by CtPf on hols June 26, 2017

Throwing dog shit

Meaning when someone who said something so lame u can’t do nothing but tell them that you’re throwing dog poop at their head

BOOOOO I’m throwing dog shit at u bitches heads for real💩💩💩💩

by Nayonit January 15, 2022