Being in love with you is crazy, it’s the main and sometimes the only reason to get out of bed. It feels like hot chocolate or coffee moving down the back of your throat and into your belly; warming you. Your my warms, my sun my everything. I love you looks like avoiding finding out what time it is because then the time goes slower and I know how far away you are and it hurts a little more. It’s knowing that when you have the strength to say it no matter how scary it’s easy because you mean it. I know what it’s truly like because I love you to no end Beau.
by 💙Kenny💙 June 10, 2018
by Niigata Smith October 27, 2018
my boyfriends penis
by Hamletlover April 12, 2010
This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.
This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.
This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.
Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"
Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"
"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol
Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"
"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol
by AGorrila June 22, 2021
When your old lady don’t want to fuck, you wait until she passes out, and blow a load in her sleeping eye socket.
by Paulie Walnutz 88 December 20, 2017
Jordan is a really dumb cheese head. He likes the packers and the cyclones while I like the bears and the Hawkeyes. I’m not an uncultured swine like he is. I still love him though, he’s kind and sweet , plus that dick ain’t little😎. I would like to get old with this one and wife him up because he’s uncultivated and can’t do it. Hopefully he will ask me to homecoming before anyone else does lol🤡 ily boo thang
by troublebbyy September 22, 2019
by JohnnyBGoodNLHS March 21, 2010