butt cheeks are so wet

when the food is so good you feel like your butt is wet.

this burger is so good, my butt cheeks are so wet!

by annoyymmouss August 29, 2022

The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

The ominous tone of the butt! It is just there specifically a man butt, you think he was gonna fast, but no it just remained a butt. IT WAS SO SCARY WHEN JESSICA SLAPPED IT, but no. No reaction. Was this a super butt. THAN ANDY A CO WORKER SNIFFED AND SNIFFED SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF!!!!! THE BUTT WAS ABOUT TO BREAK THE SILENCE BUT THAN A HAND CAME OUT OF THE CABINET AND THE WALLS DRIPPED WITH VINEGAR AND THE OLD HAG THAT HANGED BEHIND THE BATHROOM DOOR CAME OUT AND WAS ACTUALLY THERE!! SHE TOOK HER MAGIC WAND AND SAID BADDOOODOOODOO BADOODOO....the butt was doing all of this whaaaat. NO! THE BEST PART COMES..............

...............I SWEAR!!!! THE BUTT WENT PFFFFFFFFFFWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRELILPUT!! IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE SO SCARY I AM SSH SH SHAKING!

Finding nemo The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Twerking with out parental guidance The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Dancing in the dark with a spotlight The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

by STANDUPCOMEDY November 28, 2021

Brownie Butt

“She got a boxed shaped ass”

“She got a boxed shaped ass she got a brownie butt”

by NAsense April 30, 2025

Velcro Butt

When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.

Guy 1: hey dude check this out

spreads ass cheeks

Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!

Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.

by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024

Butt Palm

When the toilet paper sticks to your balls, and your hand keeps going and you end up whiping your ass with your palm.

Damn.. that paper in the Porta john gave me a butt palm.

by Kezalex July 5, 2023

Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

butt naked

to take off everything of value and give it to the person robbing you. Similar to Break yourself which can be done in conjunction with getting butt naked.

Break yo self fool, get that shit in this bag, butt naked, bitch

by The realest of the fake January 4, 2018