Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!

The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.

"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"

by Adam-D June 7, 2020

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Try not to get uncomfortable

Two people must get closer to each other every 20 seconds until they are nose to nose, if one of them leaves the player who didn’t wins

John and Allison played the try not to get uncomfortable challenge

by Floorboard2 September 21, 2022

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Get Zimbabwed

When someone offers you a green bean, but you say “no thank you”.

Person 1: “offers green bean to person 2”
Person 2: no thank you, get Zimbabwed!

by ɥɔundʎǝʞuop August 25, 2018

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Things couldn't get any worse

A magical phrase that makes things get worse.

Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.

by Stupid Af July 20, 2021

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