baby pissing

child peeing; diapers. Like me. nuggets of the chicken variety. i like cheese.

i saw a baby pissing.

by Gabe the Babe is HOT May 17, 2022

Baby

Annoying ass kids who won’t shut the fuck up.

Jim: CAN THAT BABY SHUT THE FUCK UP. Mother behind: DICK HEAD don’t talk like that in front of my kid.

by Bdbehehjer February 13, 2021

helluh baby

An adjective used for someone who is fat or obese.

"Fuck dude, check out that chick! Her curves are SO fine!"
"No, she's not curvy. She's just helluh baby."

by Mio Asami April 27, 2008

Baby watch

A young female who becomes pregnant very easy.

She's definitely on baby watch sleeping around that much

by NIFF CCD W November 29, 2021

it's like a baby sensory video

when a person describes a (normal) video as being a "baby sensory video", what they mean is that the visuals of said video being described are hypnotising, addicting, and enough to put them into a trance-like state.

it's a video you can't lay your eyes off of — a video you can't stop watching. maybe it's because the animation is so smooth, or the colours are bright and eye-catching.

"bro, the video of pure-pure miku dancing to rabbit hole is like a baby sensory video to me."
"these sorting algorithm videos are like baby sensory videos."

«it's like a baby sensory video»

by kr4 March 23, 2024

my baby got back

Elated! Surfer dude who took his surfboard for ding repair and got it back in his possession.

Melvin walks in the house with his recently repaired surfboard, "my baby got back!"

by Davey Didoe April 17, 2021

Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)

My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.

by J.Luis September 19, 2019