tim: what were you doing down at the cemetery last night?
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya
by redeyez333 February 6, 2009
Get the zombie jobmug. 1. Removing the vagina from a dead woman and having sex with it.
2. A women's pussy is considered dead when she has not made love in at least 5 years. The pussy is then awaken from the dead when sexual relations occur. She now have a zombie pussy.
2. A women's pussy is considered dead when she has not made love in at least 5 years. The pussy is then awaken from the dead when sexual relations occur. She now have a zombie pussy.
by John the Rapetist April 14, 2010
Get the Zombie Pussymug. Stupid suburban dudes, who are overly good looking, overly dumb, and date fuck heads. Great to look at, but damn at least i know what the capital of France is.
by Blonde at heart November 12, 2003
Get the Abercrombie Zombiemug. You know who the real Abercrombie zombies, whores, soldiers are? the ones who bitch and moan about it all the time! You see, Abercrombie doesn't advertise, it survives through word of mouth and its incredibly strategic PR. so while all you emo pop culture hating dumbshits look for a scapgoat for your jealous emotions over your highschool "in crowd" you actually aid A&F as a company by keeping they're name in conversation or even putting it out on the internet! So next time you think you're being really cool or rebelious by bashing Abercrombie i hope you realize that you are just another part of their system, like a gear turning in a machine ironically enabling the commercial entity you despise so much... you are the real drones because you think you are working against it, so just shut the fuck up.
"oh wow those abercrombie zombies are such fags blah blah blah I'm a fucking biggot asshole who selfrightously whines about other peoples clothing choices, im so secretly obsessed with these attractive people that I pretend to hate yet I cant stop talking about them."
by A and F shopper October 29, 2005
Get the Abercrombie Zombiemug. People who go to museum just to take Insta-worthy photos and treat artworks as the background of their photos. Zero Credit given to the artists. Take pictures with famous drawings and pretend to be a art fanatic, but actually just thirty for likes. Give zero-fuck to the artworks and only care about themselves looking good.
Britney: IM SOOOO GOING TO MOMA TODAY.
Tyler: but didn't you go like 2 weeks ago?
Britney: I.Dont.Care. I'm running out of pics to put on instagram and I just want to take picture with that night with the stars drawing.
Tyler: ....ugh.Museum Zombie.
Tyler: but didn't you go like 2 weeks ago?
Britney: I.Dont.Care. I'm running out of pics to put on instagram and I just want to take picture with that night with the stars drawing.
Tyler: ....ugh.Museum Zombie.
by amazingracexx November 1, 2016
Get the Museum Zombiemug. The dangerously unstable, empty shell of a former human being, mindlessly walking the earth while spewing endless conspiracy theories about stolen elections, deep state, etc. and babbling about the hateful, racist, xenophobic ideals of their fascist politics. Fear the Brain-Dead!
I saw another Trump Zombie today, still driving around with Trump Banners on their POS pickup truck.
by trimmers321 November 10, 2020
Get the Trump Zombiemug. by Electric Sad May 15, 2009
Get the Fuckin' Zombiemug.