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zombie job

receiving head or giving head to a dead/undead person
tim: what were you doing down at the cemetery last night?
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya
by redeyez333 February 6, 2009
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Zombie Pussy

1. Removing the vagina from a dead woman and having sex with it.

2. A women's pussy is considered dead when she has not made love in at least 5 years. The pussy is then awaken from the dead when sexual relations occur. She now have a zombie pussy.
Damn she was tight, she must have zombie pussy.
by John the Rapetist April 14, 2010
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Abercrombie Zombie

Stupid suburban dudes, who are overly good looking, overly dumb, and date fuck heads. Great to look at, but damn at least i know what the capital of France is.
Paris is the capital, see i am not an Abercrombie Zombie!
by Blonde at heart November 12, 2003
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Abercrombie Zombie

You know who the real Abercrombie zombies, whores, soldiers are? the ones who bitch and moan about it all the time! You see, Abercrombie doesn't advertise, it survives through word of mouth and its incredibly strategic PR. so while all you emo pop culture hating dumbshits look for a scapgoat for your jealous emotions over your highschool "in crowd" you actually aid A&F as a company by keeping they're name in conversation or even putting it out on the internet! So next time you think you're being really cool or rebelious by bashing Abercrombie i hope you realize that you are just another part of their system, like a gear turning in a machine ironically enabling the commercial entity you despise so much... you are the real drones because you think you are working against it, so just shut the fuck up.
"oh wow those abercrombie zombies are such fags blah blah blah I'm a fucking biggot asshole who selfrightously whines about other peoples clothing choices, im so secretly obsessed with these attractive people that I pretend to hate yet I cant stop talking about them."
by A and F shopper October 29, 2005
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Zombie Topic

1. noun. A topic that will eventually EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!! 2. noun. A topic that isnt based on the original idea but keeps going long after the original idea is dead. Commonly found on forums and Facebook.
On someones note on facebook:
guy #1: Hey, anyone wanna get something to eat?
guy #2: Naw, i'm not hungry after reading about aliens taking over the world.
guy #3: No way!!! What were you reading?
guy #2: I was reading (insert book name here). Its so graphic.
guy #3: Sounds like a good book!
guy #4: Its kinda like (insert similar book here).
guy #2: No. Its not even close.
(etc.)
(later when guy #1 gets back to the page)
guy #1: AHHHHHHH!!!!! ZOMBIE TOPIC!!!!!!
by Imwithstupid531 December 26, 2009
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shakeweight zombie

A man that does shake weight classes with his grams and thinks he is buff
Yo john that Justin is such a shakeweight zombie
by gedo October 3, 2013
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Zombie Extinguisher

Zombie Extinguisher is a "human" male living in Estonia. He is the only owner of sandbox vanilla™.

He is also called Zombo, Zombie, Zobie, Zob, owner.

He has a job and he is doing that when he is not answering his discord.

He is the owner of the sandbox vanilla™ discord server (obviously)
sandbox vanilla player: Zombie pls ban

Zombie Extinguisher after 1h: ok
by wetpa April 1, 2021
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