zombie conversations

Unwilling to accept reality.

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."

by hoss geller January 24, 2012

Zombie Scare

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.

I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.

by funnie03 March 17, 2012

Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.

'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'

by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012

zombie froth

The copious amounts of drool and spittle that comes out of the mouth of the infirm and elderly. This is usually accompanied by moans and other zombie like attributes ie sparse hair, shambling gait, missing teeth and the smell of death.

You need to wipe grandma's chin. Ever since her stroke it stays covered in zombie froth.

by resrexmun July 2, 2012

Zombie-ised

To be transformed as one with the Zombie
The art of failing to function in any way shape or form other than that of a sleeping Zombie
The mobile phone staring zombie

" Hey look at that Zombie-ised Moron walking through the sharp and somewhat pointy traffic staring at their mobile phone!"

by Suburbanvoodoo December 8, 2012

zombie compromise

an agreement with which one participant does not care about the outcome, or is relenting to avoid an argument.
The result is not necessarily unfavorable, just not true to one's desires.

1. Going along for the ride.
2. Men going along with their wives to shop for maternity wear.

3. "yes dear, let's go to sushi again tonight."
4. see that guy pushing the cart at Target? His disinterest shows he made a zombie compromise.

by Jubilee Dunbar March 24, 2013

zombie love

Extremely slow coitus.

I met an Italian man, and we made zombie love in this truck.

by the corpser in the rye December 4, 2013