A lowbrow practitioner of backyard wrestling who will often perform high risk maneuvers and use crude weaponry. 1998-2001 was considered the heyday of yardtards. Subsequently, there has been a growing movement of mixed martial artists style yardtards who often emulate matches from The Ultimate Fighting Championship as the show started to become broadcasted on cable tv following the reality show The Ultimate Fighter. Many backyarders who follow this trend like to brawl in their backyards or garages after buying heavy bag gloves from sporting goods stores. These backyarders are frequently called "TUF noobs" for they do not formally train martial arts at academies and have only become followers of mixed martial arts following the reality tv show. The highest extent of an mma yardtard's training usually is high school wrestling and practicing techniques sought online.
"I saw a Tapout and Bad Boy sticker on Trey's lifted Ford f-150. Does he train jiu-jitsu or mma?"
"Naw, he's just one of those newbreed yardtards who wrestled in high school and does 'garage-jitsu'."
"Naw, he's just one of those newbreed yardtards who wrestled in high school and does 'garage-jitsu'."
by handsomegorilla January 8, 2007
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2) A pointless, yet harmless 2004 movie starring two of Hollywood's most overpaid: Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry.
2) A pointless, yet harmless 2004 movie starring two of Hollywood's most overpaid: Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry.
Rural usage: "Damn boy, if you giv her the whole ten yards, she is gonna be fuct!"
Metrosexual usage: "Me and my homies are gonna give her the whole ten yards and she's gonna think I am a prophet like Balzac."
Metrosexual usage: "Me and my homies are gonna give her the whole ten yards and she's gonna think I am a prophet like Balzac."
by Charlie White October 13, 2004
Get the The Whole Ten Yards mug.Yardbird is a very old English and New American term for an ill bred game cock.
As far back as the 1600's or earlier in England nobles fought game roosters. These were carefully bred gamecocks, the offspring of highly bred hens mated to winning well bred roosters.
In order to train these roosters, the nobles would take the rooster at 1 year old to one of many country farms. The bird would be turned loose in the barnyard and left there for 1-2 years to grow and mature. There would always be hens at the barnyard that were of unknown breeding. The hens would lay their eggs out in the weeds and hatch out chicks from the rooster. The males would grow up and of course appear to be gamecocks but would either not be game or would be very inferior.
These roosters were referred to as "Yardbirds". The term grew to mean a person of bad breeding, a convict, a lowlife.
This is the true story of "Yardbird" as a deragoty term.
As far back as the 1600's or earlier in England nobles fought game roosters. These were carefully bred gamecocks, the offspring of highly bred hens mated to winning well bred roosters.
In order to train these roosters, the nobles would take the rooster at 1 year old to one of many country farms. The bird would be turned loose in the barnyard and left there for 1-2 years to grow and mature. There would always be hens at the barnyard that were of unknown breeding. The hens would lay their eggs out in the weeds and hatch out chicks from the rooster. The males would grow up and of course appear to be gamecocks but would either not be game or would be very inferior.
These roosters were referred to as "Yardbirds". The term grew to mean a person of bad breeding, a convict, a lowlife.
This is the true story of "Yardbird" as a deragoty term.
by CookeCity August 29, 2018
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by Chloe chu July 11, 2019
Get the Yardena mug.Yardsailing is the act of driving around town searching for yard sales.
Yardsailing is usually done by people who buy random things for a cheap price and sell on eBay for way more than what it's worth.
Yardsailing is also practiced by people who enjoy going to yard sales for the fun of it.
A person who goes yardsailing is known as a yardsailor. Yardsailors typically wake up early, search newspaper adds, and stay out till every last yard sale has been sailed.
Yardsailors are not to be confused with passerby's who stop at a yard sale just to have a look.
Yardsailing is usually done by people who buy random things for a cheap price and sell on eBay for way more than what it's worth.
Yardsailing is also practiced by people who enjoy going to yard sales for the fun of it.
A person who goes yardsailing is known as a yardsailor. Yardsailors typically wake up early, search newspaper adds, and stay out till every last yard sale has been sailed.
Yardsailors are not to be confused with passerby's who stop at a yard sale just to have a look.
"Check out that yardsailor! Man, his car is filled to the top with old yard sale junk!"
"WAKE UP! WE'RE GOING YARDSAILING!"
"Who knew this crappy chair I got for 2 bucks would sell for 40 dollars on eBay! I'm glad I went yardsailing!"
"WAKE UP! WE'RE GOING YARDSAILING!"
"Who knew this crappy chair I got for 2 bucks would sell for 40 dollars on eBay! I'm glad I went yardsailing!"
by Sarah Jayne September 12, 2007
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Cam says: O RLY?
Cam says: YARDLY
Cam says: O RLY?
Cam says: YARDLY
by C@CTU$ December 15, 2008
Get the Yardly mug.1. Yardman usually refers to men who claim the corners of random "yards" and streets in London, usually tall and dark with an addiction to women with large behinds and spliffs which reek of shit
2. a Jamaican man
3. a neek who cleans gardens for a living
2. a Jamaican man
3. a neek who cleans gardens for a living
by JamaicanSexualActions March 14, 2021
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