Food Slave

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you food, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.

Food Slave I’m waiting

by PeralRose June 18, 2018

Food Addiction

When you cant stop eating because you’re a fat ass

Jacob: yo i’m hungry
Vale: me too
Jacob: u a fatass
Vale: maybe we have a “food addiction”

by vale2fine June 11, 2023

fat food

Etymology: fat + fast food, from one of the common causes of obesity being overconsumption of fast food

Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.

Two teenagers are hungry and want something to eat.

Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?

by Thebuck093 November 20, 2011

purse food

Food stored in a carrying satchel, such as a puse, carrying bag or luggage, eaten at later time.

I found this purse food, think it's from taco bell last Friday.

by food, fas food, old, gross March 12, 2011

Food regrets

When you have second thoughts or, regrets, about food you decide to have or order.

Person a: I'll have a Cesar salad
Person b: I'll have a double bacon cheese burger with fries and a milkshake.
Person a: that sounds great dude
Person b: yeah. Your about to have major food regrets.

by It's Phil April 22, 2017

food ponce

An individual who unnecessarily chooses the peculiar over tradition; with the peculiar not actually being any tastier.

Food ponce's select strange sandwiches and meals solely in the pursuit of attention from other food ponce's.

Alec: "I insist on having rocket in my sandwich. Iceberg lettuce is so plebeian!"

Adam: "Steve, are you eating your refs with chopsticks?

Steve: "Of course. It's Chinese food."

Adam: "You fucking food ponce."

by Brundig December 5, 2013

food loner

The person sitting in the corner eating their food all by their self. The loner of the loners.

-you see Charlotte, sitting there in the corner?
-yeah, the one eating the sandwich by herself.
- that's the food loner.

by pootang r us May 1, 2011