suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.
"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."
by ian November 18, 2004
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suck wind

a type of flatulation that can only be released through the tight clenching of the buttock muscles. the colloquial "suck in your butt" applies here.
Okay now suck in your butt! Whoops...sorry. Suck wind.
by ucjonnybee November 16, 2004
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suck wind

When a womans vagina draws in are durring sex either because of her position or the withdrawl of her partners member.
Careful babe you always suck wind when we do it like that.
by David November 17, 2004
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Wind rivered

The act of being murdered by close friends or coworkers with the purpose of removing you from the picture, and allowing them to run a train on your partner. Or your partner’s coworkers or close friends killing them, with the intent of running a train on you. Can refer to either.
Damn Kieth, remember that scene in wind river where they wind rivered that one dude and his girlfriend. That was such a wind river moment.
by DuckPondMan April 09, 2021
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Wind Turbine

When you’re having sex and your partner uses a hair dryer on high setting to blow air into your butthole or vagina
I normally don’t like butt stuff but the wind turbine really got me going
by Xo_livinggarbage February 19, 2025
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Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel

The act of being tied down, unable to move, and then having a partner fart as hard as possible over the top of your head.
Chris: I'm tired of regular fart porn!

Stacey: You should try a Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel!
by StevenJobs420 February 28, 2025
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Wind Turbine Syndrome

A rare disorder that occurs in horses. Their heads will spin in a circle and looks as if they are trying to keep their eyes focused on a single wind turbine propeller as it spins around and around.
Bro your horse has Wind Turbine Syndrome. He's gonna smack that thing haaaard.
by NotKeithhhhh March 29, 2018
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