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Fort White

A small town in Florida with one traffic light, 5 gas stations, an overcrowded Dollar General, populated by old people, seriously country folk, and young people wondering why they still live in a place that requires one to drive 30 minutes to everything and has yet to produce a grocery store. Also known as "Fort Whoadie".
Where the hell is Fort White? Texas? Don't blink you may miss it.
by JNVA June 20, 2008
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big white telephone

Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting.
Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.
by bill April 21, 2004
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Great White Buffalo

A term for "the one that got away" or "first love" used without explaination in Hot Tub Time Machine. Only whispered, and in repetition by all friends present.
"Jenny is your Great White Buffalo. You have to break up with her tonight"
by WundrBread March 26, 2010
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White Stripes

Quirky two-piece band of pasty-pale individuals obsessed with the colors red and white. Low-Fi.
"Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground kicks ass, BEOTCH."
by deutsch October 8, 2003
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Rich White Girl Syndrome

This only affects upper-class Caucasian females. Girls afflicted with said syndrome are constantly trying to escape the fact that they are rich white girls. To seem more down to earth they try too hard to be artsy and/or outdoorsy. Despite the fact that their parents have paid their way through life, they still attempt to appear independent and free spirited. Commonly, a female affected by RWGS will force themselves into friendships with minorities or gays, as they think that this will make them out to have substance when they are actually shallower than a puddle in Arizona. Often times, the rich white girl will make her way into an art school, usually to major in fashion/design, however the acceptance into said art school is not due to her underwhelming artistic talent, but rather the span of her parents' wallet. They are commonly dressed with a style like that of a hipster. Though one may claim that she bought that sweater at Saver's, don't be fooled; she bought it for $50 at Urban Outfitters. These girls like to act as if they can party, but if they drink anything harder than a beer or do hard drugs then they'll be vomiting or passed out within the hour. Conversations with rich white girls will often revolve around them. Although they love to talk about life's hardships, the hardest part of their day is deciding which size coffee to get at Starbucks. Girls affected with RWGS are usually vegetarians and/or smokers. They are commonly referred to as yuppies.
Stanley: Who the fuck is that drunk bitch who decided to come on a camping trip whilst wearing a two-hundred dollar pair of shoes and a frilly lacy ass dress??

Marcus: Oh, that's Brittany. Don't mind her, she's just got Rich White Girl Syndrome. Not much of a conversationalist, but still hot as fuck. If she takes another sip out of that dumb ass floral flask in her leather satchel, I'm getting my dick wet tonight

Stanley: Whatever man, but she spilled beer in the tent. Mop it up so you don't get her, for whatever reason, perfectly done up hair any stickier. Who the FUCK does their hair to go camping, dude for real. I hate yuppies.
by Jacquefeline March 5, 2013
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White Air Force energy

The opposite of black Air Force energy. If someone has white air force energy then he is someone who is not crazy and does give a shit.
They care for the environment and community. They strive to live by God’s words 🙏
Did you hear? Travis just hit the most sacred yield. He turned the school restaurant into a 3 star Michelin restaurant.

Yeah he’s got white Air Force energy.
by Monkey penguin September 18, 2021
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White Man Shuffle

Unadventurous dancing where the protagonist steps to the left and then to the right in time, or out of time to the music.

Often done by white males at weddings, discos, and office Christmas parties.
Anthony: Shit, I didn't know Ian could dance!?!

Nigel: That ain't dancing'. He's doin' the White Man Shuffle.

Anthony: What a cunt.

White Man Boogie
by MrGorsky April 2, 2011
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