bake and wake

having your significant other plug your nose and give you a shotgun hit while sleeping. For some reason while sleeping it goes really deep in your lungs and you are high upon startling awake.

Can also be done with bong if you dont want to touch mouths. Just fill the chamber, plug their nose, and blow it into their mouth through the choke (not as effective)

Guy: *coughing* hot damn thanks for the bake and wake, lets wake and bake now!
Girl: but first lets have sex!
Guy: this is the best morning ever..

by samuelLjackson July 16, 2008

weak in the knees

What one says/feels after they had amazing sex and/or a splendid fap session, the feeling is so intense you can barely stand up, thus weak in the knees.

Guy "Dude, you all right? your legs are wobbling"

Dude "Yeah I'm all right, I just received the best blow job from my gf; made me weak in knees "

"Damn, I jizzed so hard last night my legs couldn't support me for the next 3 minutes."

"Damn, I banged my gf so hard last night I thought my knee caps would explode"

weak in the knees

by SirCumsALot April 13, 2013

Pull Out Game Weak

When you smash and it so good you try to get let but you ain't fast enough and end up with birth control

Sarah You're Pull Out Game Weak

by Cbass May 22, 2016

sHiTs WeAk

It means your shit is weak to the person you saying it to.

Say with a high pitched voice.

If someones shit is weak then you say sHiTs WeAk in a high pitced voice

by Karl Mahlandt August 14, 2007

wakehouse

When two really drunk gay guys 69 while eating each others buttholes.

"Those two gay guys wakehoused all night like a couple of really drunk gay guys."

""I love it when my boyfriend and me drink some chiraz and wakehouse all night."

by Todd Silverspoon March 16, 2008

shats weak

a school appropriate way of saying, shit is weak like on grandmas boy, usually used sarcasticlly

track coach: how far did you throw the shotput today?
karl: 45 feet
me: shats weak!

by cameron cowger March 16, 2008

Tajiki Wakeup

When someone is sleeping, and you straddle their chest, cock slap them a few times, and then urinate in their face.

Oh man, she pissed me off so much last night that I decided to give her a Tajiki Wakeup

by C-Rob July 31, 2008