Watermelon Sugar

The partial name of a really stupid book written by Richard Brautigan in the 1960's, which has fortunately fallen into a deep well of forgetfulness.

"I can't believe somebody actually published In Watermelon Sugar. What a bunch of clueless choads. Time for Edward 40 Hands so i can forget it again."

by Thoringerveer August 16, 2021

pumping the watermelon

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

A watermelon

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.

“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”

by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

Watermelon Sugar

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost four years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.

by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer November 27, 2023

Watermelon Jam

Watermelon Jam is when a female collects period blood in a jar and it eventually becomes a jam like substance

I was going to make a strawberry jam sandwich but it was actually Watermelon Jam

by Snarfleoofer February 15, 2018

Council of Watermelon dog

A dangerous gang in the discord server Heavenly Realm. Founded by Mirio and Mustafa later joined by Luci, then after a man named Owen joined and became the leader.

Oh damn, it's really the Council of Watermelon dog. We must pray for their judgement.

by Administaratorororor September 25, 2021

"In Watermelon Sugar" is an American

"once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"

i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022