vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

Vaginal politics

Politics done by humans who have vagina. Mostly girls, prominently done in spaces like girls hostels.

I am done with the vaginal politics here.

by PseudoMK May 12, 2024

VAGINE RAVINE

Deep narrow gorge (vagina) , sometimes accompanied with a rush of water (orgasm)

My vagine ravine hasn't seen any action in ages. My walls are about to erode.

by Man-duh-panduh June 16, 2019

vagination

using feminine wiles to obtain advantage. A specific form of machination.

His ego was no match for her vaginations

by Don Huevo January 17, 2023

Vaginal hat

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat

Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck

by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018

Vaginitis

A reinforcement of the MCL that causes the knee to barely bend

Tristan- "guys, I can't go to the bars tonight because my knee hurts"
Alex- "stop being a bitch, you only have Vaginitis"

by Hoffy woffy January 27, 2022

Vaginal tenting

Loose fanny

By heck luv you've got some good vaginal tenting goin on down there

by Shellbean74 February 17, 2018