Vaginal Skirmish

An extremely intense battle between two human asses for who may sit on a presented chair, with the victor getting to place thy ass onto the aforementioned chair.
Mikey and Rose got into a vaginal skirmish for who got to sit in the teacher's chair.
by redd is dead October 17, 2020
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Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.
by Maikelele March 21, 2019
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Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.
She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.
by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018
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vaginal erection

woman with a dick and a penis who gets an erection on the penis
i have such a big vaginal erection!
by toeclipper March 05, 2022
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googly vagine

When a girl super glues googly eyes to her vagina.
Yo that girls vagine is googly af my nigga xd (googly vagine)
by 1inchgrinch November 30, 2016
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Vaginated

A word oftentimes used by ultra-traditional nutcases who don't actually know anything about the human anatomy, nor how testosterone works, or any enzymes, or basic aspects of the human anatomy. It's commonly used as an alarm to everybody in a 50 mile radius that you're a fucking idiot.
"Being Vaginated is the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete."

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you off of your medication again?"
by ioletsgo September 20, 2021
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Vaginally Overpowered

The aristocracy has gone from Ivan the Terrible and Peter the Great to Harry the Vaginally Overpowered.
by Toooldforthis July 28, 2022
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