u shit'm

An informal way to say that someone has brought kids into the world (and maybe they should have more thoughtfully considered the consequences and responsibility of doing such).

After dropping off your kids at your in-laws house for the fifth time in one week. Your father-in-law declares, "U shit'm, U got'm."

by Dre March 02, 2005

c=u

A penis viewed from the side. Best used in situations where emoticons are available, especially ones which have open mouths and are facing the right side of the screen (such as :o in Windows Live Messenger).

This symbol is similar to C=8 however it can prove challenging to make the latter appear on the correct angle for use in conjunction with emoticons.

Me: Help me come up with an example. I need at least 20 letters and 3 words.

*Sees following message* "___________ appears to be offline. Messages you send will be delivered when they sign in.'

Me: Fuck you!
Me: :o c=u

by Ben236 October 04, 2007

U mad?

Taunting others in a way that's hilarious. If anyone is actually stupid enough to fall for this the real joke isn't just the fact that they get angry, it's that they actually fall for something so overused and STILL take the bait. That is truly the funniest form of stupidity.

Person A: Shut up, and stop saying that.

Person B: U mad?

Person A (Moron): Fuck you.

by Mokona Zero April 02, 2013

U-BAR

(pronounced you-bar) acronym standing for "ugly beyond all reason." in other words, ridiculously ugly.

That kid is U-BAR; if you date him, you need therapy.

by Suzuki LaChardo August 07, 2006

U-turn

when a hermaphrodite flips their penis around and sticks it in their vagina, thus pulling a U-turn

"so i told this girl looking thing at the bar to go fuck herself, and she said she just pulled a U-turn about ten minutes ago."

"when i fell down the stairs, i could have sworn i pulled a U-turn"

by the spaztastic December 14, 2009

U B

U B, a shortened version of 'U B St00pid'. Only stupider. Was first used by Jesus in Roman Times when he was being trialed by Pilot.

Jesus - U B, Pilot.

by Vermillion Bagel September 25, 2008

f-u

Possibly the worst finisher in pro wrestling history, done by none other than john cena. You want to know what an f-u feels like? Do a somersault on your bed. That probably hurts more than the fucking f-u.

The f-u, one of the most "devastating finishers" WWE has to offer.

by Adrian July 02, 2006