twisted tit

A shot of vodka with lemon, and red bull.

would you like a twisted tit?

What?!

It's a shot!

by Twistedtitcreator March 01, 2016

Texas twist

Where you give your erect penis a Indian burn in an attempt to ejaculate hard and rough.

I was gooning so hard i gave myself a Texas twist!

Nothing was working, so i gave myself a Texas twist…

by Edging gooner May 10, 2025

raspberry twist

Having intercouse while blowing raspberries in each other's face.

"I'm gonna make him cum for sure if I preform the raspberry twist on him."

by DangerBunnyAttac August 13, 2017

Twisted tweety

When a redneck gets absolutely plastered off twisted teas.

You see that dude over there, he’s all twisted tweety

by Gentweety February 28, 2021

Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

Aussie twist

When someone grabs a mans dick and balls and twist the balls to be over the penis

Last night sara gave me an “aussie twist”, she told me she was gonna give me a free vasectomy

by Real garbage December 11, 2024

Twisted Sister

A variation on the “two in the pink, one in the stink” theme.
The Twisted Sister is: two in the stink, one in the pink.

“She told me to mix things up a bit, so I gave her a Twisted Sister instead”

by kloverlyn February 23, 2023