Twilight bliss

The final feeling you get before you overdose on a hard drug

N:”dude did you hear peep died?”

K:”yeah i wonder if he got his Twilight bliss...”

by Jojsanders September 9, 2020

Twilight

A paranormal romance movie about flashy vampires, emo werewolves, and a dense as hell protagonist. Previously a romance novel that was written at a fifth-grade level targeted towards girls who are into that shit. If someone you know falls victim to this series, they will probably be able to recite entire pages and quotes from the book, and will make you listen to all of it.

Twilight fan: “Twilight is soooo good. My world is Twilight. Edward is so hot,”
Normal person: “Wait, but isn’t that kinda like… romanticizing your food?”
Twilight: “SHUT UP YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TWILIGHT!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

Twilight

The best movie ever made about a vampire(edward cullan) and a human (bella) who fall in love.

Did u watch twilight

Yep edward is soo cu.......te!

by World truths September 27, 2018

twilight pounding

Mlp porn is best porn to get hard to and fuck all 28 of your girls in one night just to be satisfied

Me:Twilight pounding is fucking 28 Girls

Fred: I dont believe it

by Twilight fucker May 7, 2018

twilight princess music

Fucking bops.

yo twilight princess music is epic.

by My_nam_SHAW262 January 21, 2021

Twilight Headache

An intense headache produced by repeatedly rolling one's eyes. Particularly prominent while watching a Twilight Saga movie.

John: What's wrong man? You look awful!

Bob: My girlfriend made me watch the new Twilight movie. I rolled my eyes the whole time, and now I have the worst Twilight Headache.

John: TEAM EDWARD! *runs away crying*

by sylvita999 December 7, 2011

Twilight

Some backwater fangirl's overblown schlick fantasy.

Twilight is designed to give you a lady boner. No exceptions.

by The Golden Fack August 15, 2013