Taco turd

The annoying piece of meat that falls out the end of a taco when you bite into it.

*bites* (piece falls out) "damn! There goes the taco turd!"

by Fool22 July 11, 2010

de-turd

to remove or devein shrimp or crawfish.

I am not eating that shrimp until you de-turd it.

I only eat crawfish that have been de-turded.

by Fart Jarfunkle March 3, 2011

techno turd

What your cell phone becomes when you drop it in the toliet.

I was texting Holly when I accidentally dropped my phone and it became a techno turd.

by harryhotard February 26, 2010

Turd Toucher

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Vanishing Turd

When you do a big shit, but when you look to admire it it has mysteriously vanished. 0_o

I heard the splash, yet it apears to have dissapeared! Looks like another vanishing turd.

by Master of Pigeons March 12, 2009

lava turd

A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.

Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."

by James Sandy January 19, 2008

unicorn turd

sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn

Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd

by kamkampeacewins February 12, 2009