Taco turd

The annoying piece of meat that falls out the end of a taco when you bite into it.

*bites* (piece falls out) "damn! There goes the taco turd!"

by Fool22 July 10, 2010

Guilty Turd

Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.

We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.

by UnclePapi March 14, 2007

de-turd

to remove or devein shrimp or crawfish.

I am not eating that shrimp until you de-turd it.

I only eat crawfish that have been de-turded.

by Fart Jarfunkle February 17, 2011

Turd Toucher

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Vanishing Turd

When you do a big shit, but when you look to admire it it has mysteriously vanished. 0_o

I heard the splash, yet it apears to have dissapeared! Looks like another vanishing turd.

by Master of Pigeons October 30, 2008

techno turd

What your cell phone becomes when you drop it in the toliet.

I was texting Holly when I accidentally dropped my phone and it became a techno turd.

by harryhotard February 27, 2010

unicorn turd

sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn

Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd

by kamkampeacewins February 13, 2009