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traffic whore

When a group of websites, similar in content or subject, all repeat the same information to get more traffic on their pages.

Usually this arrives to the point that articles are ripped from the related sites' pages and distributed on other related sites without acknowledging which site published the article first.
The most common case is the riping of memes, images, and vidoes for the same purpose.

In context:
Digg, Youtube, and Ebaums World circulate the same content, often leading to fanboy debates on irc, forums, or image boards about which site is better.
Ebaums is such a traffic whore. They put up the same video right after Youtube.
by Rinji_HalfElf May 10, 2008
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traffic grape jam

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple
God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.
by trigger mikes March 30, 2010
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Traffic coning

When people are holding up where your trying to go or what your trying to do such as in traffic, blunt rotation, or taking too long to get ready
Guy 1: yo where you at therea mad girls here
Guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but niggas is traffic coning hard
by mrpiffington7 November 19, 2015
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Stop and go traffic

When a male attempts to perform the act of urination and suddenly a turtle head approaches the end of the cave. Immediately rendering the urinater to pinch it off resulting in failing to push out the pee. This creates the same effect as stop and go traffic battling to push out urine and simultaneously pinch off a loaf.
Example 1: Damnit, i can't piss cause i'm too busy clenching cheek, stupid stop and go traffic.
by Cam_shaft January 4, 2012
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Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee

When a political vendetta is focused on local leaders constituents because he won't support a major politician. E.g., jamming up traffic for 1000's of constituents. Many constituents may unwittingly end up focusing their anger on the local leader, who is helpless in such a situation. The vendetta is obvious to the local leader, however it is hard to prove. When he protests he is mocked and humiliated, and made to look like a paranoid, delusional conspiracy theorist or incompetent idiot. The wide publicity from the vendetta creates an exponential impact on other non-supporters of the major politician, so they get the message and jump in line so they do not end up being humiliated, or in political gridlock.
Since the real perpetrator always has plausible deniability he can claim to be blindsided, heartbroken, embarrassed, humiliated and betrayed by his zealots, and his stupid goons. The ability of the perpetrator to transform himself into the victim by playing to people's empathy, sympathy, and by using an army of spin doctors who can saturated the media with a new image is a true accomplishment. The perpetrator's success may end up further enhancing his ability to inspire fear in those who may not aspire to come to his rescue. This works best when a complete account of conspiracy theory cannot show a direct connection, such as by a paper trail, or by testimony from stupid aides and appointees.
When stuck in gridlock traffic for hours.

Faceless constituent One: I guess it was "Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee"
Faceless constituent Two: You "Got it," right.
by mlhiss January 10, 2014
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traf (verb, from "traffic")

traf v (back-formation from traffic) - to drive in heavy traffic, to be held in traffic, to trail in slow traffic.
Back-formation is the creation of a simpler or shorter form from a pre-existing more complex form: "edit" from "editor," "intuit from intuition."
Now, "traf" from "traffic."

I traffed for an hour before I could get home.
I've been traffing for two hours before I could even stop by a gas station to have a cup of coffee.
by Mikhail Epstein November 8, 2003
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trifflin'

my ex boyfriend says he still likes me and we still mess around untill i found out hes been tring to grope on my mom while im not around
i pay for everything for him
i have to pick up after his nasty ass
but not any more fucking triflin bastard
His trifflin' ass needs to stay away from my mamma and me.
by megann July 29, 2006
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