the birds and the bees

noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor - pertaining to the delicate time in a young man's life when he begins to notice females in a 'special way,' seeing them not as harbingers of cooties, but as 'totally wordboneable.' Specifically, it refers to the courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father's Buick.

1. "It must be spring," cried Billy. "Look at all the birds and the bees!" 2. "Son, you are coming of age now, and, well, um, I think we need to have 'The Talk.' You know, about the birds and the bees," said Father.
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."

by Mike Garee October 12, 2003

Bird that turd

The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.

I was gonna do my homework, but bird that turd—House is on.

by hotspanxforhighranks March 16, 2010

j-bird

A term of endearment given to an attractive female whose name starts with the letter 'J'.

Everyone agreed that his j-bird was the prettiest girl in town.

by HumbleGenius October 28, 2009

rare bird

a rare species, usually an animal; very unusual characteristics and a free mind & spirit. cooky person, but deep down, a very awesome and cool animal.

"Ali is the wierdest person i know."
"She must be a rare bird."

by kellyisreallycool August 30, 2007

Twirly Bird

A spinning animated gif.

This page sure is taking a long time to load. That twirly bird just keeps going and going.

by 0x70 October 30, 2014

Double Bird

Flipping somebody off with both of your middle fingers.

"He pissed me off, so I flipped him the double bird."

by you don't have to know my name March 11, 2018

BIRD LEAF

The feather of a bird, just that it’s a leaf

Jimmy- hey what’s the thing on a bird called?
Colonbutter-what are you talking about?
Jimmy-BIRD LEAFS

by Bird feather October 3, 2017