by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010
On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.
Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010
- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?
by Thomulas July 22, 2009
A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:
1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.
Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
by Arnie P October 16, 2011
When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.
by AlabamaSpit April 27, 2022
Aka Simon l if u don’t no who that is I’ve also write who he is but the he is also the spit bucket king what he does is romp a billy in to his longs has a sip of a drink Nd waterfalls the fuck out of the bucket with the biggest water steam of water out does this bc he can’t handle the dope
by Brocks also my bitch January 06, 2021
Sarah: Chew each bite 32 times!
Jeff: It's quinoa. You don't need to chew.
Sarah: Yes you do. *chews quinoa 32 times, spits it out* It looks exactly the same.
Frank: You're really spitting out the quinoa.
Jeff: It's quinoa. You don't need to chew.
Sarah: Yes you do. *chews quinoa 32 times, spits it out* It looks exactly the same.
Frank: You're really spitting out the quinoa.
by GirlNamedSandoz August 30, 2022