Tit apology

where a woman who to apologise to her friends who happen to be men or any other men shows her tits.

man: you put a dent in my car.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.

by Deep blue 2012 October 7, 2009

tits or gtfo

The proper response to any female poster

Prima: Hey guys! Am I hot?
Secunda: Tits or GTFO

by CraigNobody May 3, 2008

Tough Tits

A sarcastic phrase used to express one feelings of flippancy. Similar to the phrase ‘Too Bad’

Man comes into shop
Shopkeeper: I'm just about to go on my lunch break, I'll get Margret to serve you. MARGRET, MARGRET....slight pause

Margret: ....YEES!

Shopkeeper: shouting upstairesCan you come down and serve this gentleman please?

Margret: after a moment of awkwardness...I haven't got any arms or legs!

Shopkeeper: Aww...that's tough tits int' it.

by AJ, from Nottingham Trent Uni January 1, 2005

Tits Almighty

1.n. in reference to the chest region of a woman, "Tits Almighty" is a size of equal or greater value to DD bra size.

2.n. big ass tits

"Hey, did you see the new girl today?"
"Who, Tits Almighty?"
"Yeah, her"

by Velement and Unkillable June 27, 2005

Missile Tits

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions while during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

by Jone Merler July 16, 2008

calorie tits

A girl who has huge tits, only because she's fat and eats to much.

That chick's tits aren't hot... she has calorie tits!

by M Reebs July 29, 2006

vinegar tits

A woman who with a nasty personality, usually also rather unattractive and hence very undesirable.

Look at vinegar tits over there... A right nasty bitch with the looks of Saddam Hussein's camel.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006