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Time Refund

A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.
Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"

Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"

Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
by IcemanJack August 28, 2018
mugGet the Time Refundmug.

Sorri Time

A colloquial phrase common in southern New York that is often used to reference a particularly pitiful error on the part of a particularly pitiful person who may be deserving of multiple blows from a blunt, dense object, but not tough enough to take it
Ben: I made a left-hand turn and got into an accident on Central Avenue!

Gabe: Well, Ben, I think there's a no left turn sign in that particular location

Genta: Wowwww, Ben, what a Sorri time!
by Gabriel Murayama February 17, 2010
mugGet the Sorri Timemug.

Bialko-Time

Time that doesn’t revolve around a specific set of rules. Minutes that usually last 1/4 hours and at times and complete time warp can occur when time literally disappears.
He showed up at 10:15, when the party started at 7. Doesn’t surprise me, that family is always using Bialko-Time.

I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant

Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.
by TBels September 29, 2019
mugGet the Bialko-Timemug.

King’s time

A measure of time usually for golf tee times or drinking beers for an 11AM start. Given to the kings of old nature for late morning fraternizing and changing of rules.
I’ll see you on the links with a beer in hand at the king’s time.

The king’s time?

King’s time means the 11th hour!

Ohhhhh
by Dburns1867 June 23, 2022
mugGet the King’s timemug.

Whoopy time

When your bouta get whooped
by Whoopy master November 9, 2019
mugGet the Whoopy timemug.

Snout Time

Snout time refers to a time of day in which cigarettes are smoked. This phrase should be used with relevant hand actions:
-Miming smoking (snout)
-Touching area of hand where you would wear a watch (time)
Mr X.: You got the time mate?
Mr Y: Yeah its snout time
<accompanied by the appropriate actions>
by actualsnouttime February 25, 2009
mugGet the Snout Timemug.

dealer time

The time that dealers run on. I.E. when they tell you 5 minutes, they know you are fiending and are willing to wait 5 minutes for them to get there if thats all its gonna be, and that it will be at least 15 minutes before you call them again. Basically, 5 minutes is 15-30 minutes, and if they say half an hour, it could be hours.

A ploy used to keep you from even thinking about calling another dealer.
If you're involved with too many drug transactions, you will start running on dealer time in your every day life.
by Joshuway January 24, 2008
mugGet the dealer timemug.

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