Thonks

A sarcastic spin on “thanks” that is spoken mainly to adhere to social norms but is not really needed.

“We appreciate for your donation today.”
“Thonks.”

“Did you set up that appointment?”
“I did.”
“Thonks.”

by Dixie Chickenhawk October 20, 2019

Thanksgiving

The day Christopher Columbus discovered turkeys.

(In the classroom) Teacher: Okay class today will be learning about Thanksgiving!

Timmy: Isn't that the day Christopher Colombus discovered turkeys?
Teacher: Very good Timmy! Here have sucker.

by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019

Thunk

The past tense of think, but used when it is a dumb thought

I thunk that pizza was supposed to be eaten with a fork and knife

by Bean man777 May 20, 2020

Thanksgiving

A day the Indians dont call You'rewelcomesgiving.

The Indians have a name more like Fuck this shit they're still here after hundreds of years day for Thanksgiving.

by Solid Mantis June 5, 2020

Thunk

To get brutally beat in the head. Get fucking BASHED on top of the head. Only on top

I’m going to thunk that nigga with my mothers vibrator.

by bbbraydennnn June 29, 2020

thunkey

Thunkey is also known as good weed

Damn that’s that thunkey you smoking

by Cool jb September 20, 2020

Thanksgiving Pipeline

Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.

I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.

by Frozendildos69 November 6, 2020