put your thing down

Stop what you're doing; quit messing around

"Put your thing down! We're gonna be late for church!"

by gravyloaf October 23, 2007

Thing

Word substituted for that which is illegal.

You got that thing for me?

Did you buy that thing from down the street?

by Abbie Big Time July 27, 2005

hopey changey thing

the thing that is working just fine

Sarah Palin: "How is that hopey changey thing workin' out for ya'?"

Responder: "It's working just fine, bitch."

by ScrantonWordMeister February 16, 2010

twisty thing

The paper-wrapped wire used to close the plastic bag around a loaf of bread.

Hey, I can't find the twisty thing. This bread is gonna get stale.

by KrW September 23, 2005

Cool thing

what you say when you are
1.)being sarcastic and really hate something
2.)something is not true
3.)someone says something stupid and pointless

descriptive-
"Cool thing to wear your shirt inside out."
"cool thing to give me an F on my paper"

by bethster October 25, 2006

The Third Thing

if your on the third thing ur completely fucking insane! the third thing is the ultimate euphoria.

#1 is alochol
#2 is drugs
#3 is the third thing

casey- dude ur so on the third thing
mark-*passes out*

by mark6407 May 28, 2008

slip of a thing

small skinny person, normally female

She was a wee slip of a thing

by yummyjam January 27, 2016