heavy porn

the main peek-of-frustration side-effect of the early-to-mid-70s lack of technology.

No wonder Dad had two abortions back in the day. A responsible drinker, at never more than a couple of beers per day, with all the pranks pulled on him from every direction, man-made problems that could have easily been solved via a SmartPhone with data, let alone yer basic flip or slider, it's not that big a surprise he reached the level of resorting to heavy porn.

by tripleFfactoryWerkor July 8, 2020

heavy, throw it back!

when someone needs a grenade thrown.

GRENADE! Heavy, throw it back!

by That0neperson May 28, 2023

Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog

How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread

by The Stag1 January 2, 2021

Heavies

Large breasts on a petite woman.

I've got heavies. I'm a Double D with a 27 inch waist.

by M7NESTUD14 February 6, 2024

Heavy Duty Buns

A person with a curvy and or large butt.

"Yo look at her! Shes got some heavy duty buns!"

by Korn Gibberish April 20, 2024

heavy lean

When you are so drunk you are leaning on anything you can find or can manage you.

I was so drunk I was doing the heavy lean on the table, counter and walls.

by We have all been there August 12, 2022

Heavy

The hulking 7ft tall russian giant who if given a pink pony costume will be obsessed with it. Also he's insane enough to give a minigun a name and be emotionally attached to it.

Example:
*Heavy => Spy*
"That heavy is a gunner"

by Fishy1999thefish January 15, 2024