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i need time

when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds
by Fuck Sophie August 19, 2020
mugGet the i need timemug.

You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.
Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
mugGet the You shouldn't need me to tell you thatmug.
I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.
Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
mugGet the We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worsemug.

need my skates

it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky
Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates
by poochiegown March 9, 2022
mugGet the need my skatesmug.

Yall need to learn to sit

When a group of people think they are good at something but then they are shown by the speaker that they actually are bad at such thing by him/her doing it better
Man yall ain't good yall need to learn to sit u trash
by Mr.gts December 8, 2019
mugGet the Yall need to learn to sitmug.

people that need to collect jack

people that need to collect jack.

Liam needs to collect jack from under moms bed.
by waitwhatwhosthis October 28, 2018
mugGet the people that need to collect jackmug.

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