Time to make the donuts

9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$

Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑

Time to make the donuts by BadAtty January 14, 2025

Where is the donkey tied

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

Human 1: Where is the donkey tied? Human 2: You jizz a load so hard

Where is the donkey tied by Kiffytheapple February 15, 2026

slongin on the long dong

Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!

Pure ecstasy..

I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !

slongin on the long dong by anonymous November 7, 2017

The Great Dong 

What you have (unless you’re a girl, or are you…?)

Did you see The Great Dong in Jack’s bathroom?

The Great Dong by thegreatdong January 9, 2023

The Dunkin' Donut 

A sexual position that is best performed in a bathroom stall. The receiving partner is bent over the toilet while the giver is positioned directly behind. At the point of climax, the giver dunks their partner's head in the toilet and gives it a flush while simultaneously pulling out and ejaculating in a circle around the anus aka the donut hole. The end result is the dunkin' donut.

Herb took some skank to the can he met at happy hour and that old dog gave her the dunkin' donut.

The Dunkin' Donut by Coach Mike K August 16, 2007

The Three Dons

The three men that god sent to earth to save our souls, Don Knots, Don Rickles, and Don Johnson.

Don Knots represents ultimate wisdom.
Rickles reminds us to be humble in the face of god.
Don Johnson represents the ultimate beauty, and is a symbol of the power of god.

After the passing of the three Dons the souls of the just will go to heaven while the souls of the wicked will burn in eternal damnation.

The Three Dons by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007

the last donut 

The reason the civil war started: Chris Evans was going to have the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles, but Robert Downey Jr already took it.

Evans: Is that the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?

*Downey takes dramatic bite out of donut*
Evans: What did I tell you would happen... if you ate the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
Downey: Little foggy on it, but I think it was something like 'raining down hellfire.'
Evans: That's right.
Downey: And here I am without an umbrella.
Evans: I feel a storm brewing...
*Olsen screams and drops the plate*

the last donut by powdered donut June 17, 2021