deep poop

the poop that is very long doesnt hurt. and takes a long time.
ohhhh man... IM IN DEEP POOP

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deep cotton

Equivalent to deep shit. Deep doo-doo. You get the gist of it.
If you keep shooting your mouth off to the cops, you're gonna be in deep cotton.
by Bagboy's Papa November 04, 2013
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deep menu

A descriptor for food items that are very culturally unique.
"I'm up for some deep menu Chinese food right now, what do you guys think?"
"Don't go TOO deep, you'll end up with dog on your plate."
"gtfo richard we didn't even invite you"
by Neat Grease September 30, 2018
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Deep Handy

When your girl is giving you a hand job and she sticks her whole fist up your ass and punches your prostate
Yo, My girl was so horny the other night she gave me a Deep Handy and I blew my load all over the place.
by tongue_fu_master August 30, 2019
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Deep-statist

When someone gets so deep in deep-state monkey business, that it is no longer possible to tell if they are a state actor or not. Even for the agencies that may or may not be employing him.
Did you see Ron got indicted by the DOJ yesterday?

Yeah man, he's full blown deep-statist.
by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023
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Deep web

Blanket term for websites that aren’t indexed in search engines. Everyday deep web examples include unlisted YouTube videos, .onion sites that can only be accessed by installing TOR, and much more.

The dark web or darknet is the illegal/scary part of the deep web. Activity here includes CP sites, black markets for things like illegal drugs, illegal firearms, and hitman service, and a lot of horrifying NSFL shit.
You can’t find deep web websites by searching them up on Google.
by nlolhere August 10, 2020
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Deep Thoughting

Overthinking a sexual encounter.

Feeling doubt or insecurity after the fact and replaying it in your head.

An emotional deep throat.
“I can’t stop deep thoughting that hookup I had with Alex, I feel like it was so awkward
by Deepthoughtthings June 13, 2022
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