crap hat

1.Crap placed upon ones head.

2. A quicker way to say "Crap in a hat."

3. A hat made of crap

2. Person 1:"I just beated you at teh Halo!"
Person 2: "Crap hat"

by Nukemoose October 11, 2006

Crap Sandwich

Nothing but pure crap (excrement) spread (hidden) between two pieces of tasty sliced bread (book cover).

That 700 billion dollar banking institution congressional bailout plan is a crap sandwich; we're gonna be forced to eat it too.

by fivetears September 25, 2008

Cut The Crap

1) That you want to destroy something thatsucks.

2) Inevitably the best sentence that exists in this world. You can use it to express hate.

3)A sentence so master that only masters use it.

4)Song of "Jackyl", this song is well know because of it's chainsaw solo.

1. *Those kids singing... i'm going to cut that crap.

2. *My Girlfriend broke with me, i'm going to cut the crap.
*The movie sucks, someone has to cut it (because its crap).

3. I got a chainsaw, i'm going to cut the crap.

4. Cut it all
so i can feel it
cut it up
so i can hear it
CUT THE CRAP YEAAAAH

by Darkros January 01, 2009

crap yeah

Expression essentially the same as shit yeah or hell yeah, but is usually used in a situation where there are too many authority figures that will seriously pwn you if you swear. Like cops or your uncool parents.

Oh crap yeah I took out the trash.

by AntiC_666 April 27, 2005

Crap Hole

Usually used to describe a location. Not as good as a "hole" and better than a "shit hole".

I knew this store was going to be a crap hole.

by PlasticTelescope November 02, 2011

Jack-Crap

a synonym for the word nothing but with a more mean attitude to get your point across

Dad: mikey did you clean the living room with your brother?
mikey: yes i did
james: wait dad! mikey did Jack-Crap.

by CLINT BOULTON January 06, 2008

crap apples

Descrbing something that sucks to go through but has to be done or experienced for a good reason or for the greater good. With "crap" stating that it sucks shit and apples stating that it is for a good cause since apples are good for your health.

Ted: Oh man, I have to finish these reports by 5 o' clock so I can go to the beer carnival on time. Crap apples!

by p_101 March 23, 2005